I need to know. He is in Orange County Corrections in Florida!

My brother stays on the phone a lot, and I mean a lot. Last month he racked up more than 4,000 minutes, yes four thousand. I was wondering if anyone know when a phone company starts charging you for a business line?

I have looked at a lot of companies and the phones cost little, but the plans are expensive..
I need a good, cheap service.
I text a lot, maybe all day.
I dont spend a lot of time on the phone.
I kind of dont like being on the phone, so minutes would not be a problem. Please, any suggestions..
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I would like to change the time, program the speed dials, lengthen the number of rings before it goes to vm, and change user names for the various extensions (on the digital screen). There was a post here regarding time changing, and i tried the instructions but it didn’t work on my phone, so i guess the models are different. Thanks!
It’s actually a Euro 18. would like to change the time, program the speed dials, lengthen the number of rings before it goes to vm, and change user names for the various extensions (on the digital screen). There was a post here regarding time changing, and i tried the instructions but it didn’t work on my phone, so i guess the models are different. Thanks!
Our voicemail system is Partner Voice Messaging R3.

Thru the use of regulations and laws are we becoming a total control state that will make the former Soviet union look like a amatuer. Everyday we make more laws that favor the big corporations or the state and attack the free enterprise system and the independent business man, we are installing camera’s at every corner which have facial recognition software and more corporations are requiring indentification chips under the skin, as well as many other technologies such as sattelites that can track you and your car or cell phone anywhere you go. look around and you will see this system that invades privacy and threatens free enterprise.

I’m not sure the setting, but it rings the whole group. I never answer the call if it comes to the group, so I would like to not have it ring unless it’s specifically for my extension.

Willys cynical thought for the day;

Remember there are ‘exceptions’ to EVERY freaking ‘Golden rule!

Dear Tech Support,

Recently I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting software, severely limiting access to wardrobe, flower and jewelry applications that operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalls many other valuable programs such as DinnerDancing 7.5, CruiseShip 2.3, and OperaNight 6.1 and installs new, undesirable programs such as PokerNight 1.3, SaturdayFootball 5.0, Golf 2.4 and ClutterEverywhere 4.5. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and invariably crashes the system. Under no circumstances will it run DiaperChanging 14.1 or HouseCleaning 2.6. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix Husband 1.0, but this all purpose utility is of only limited effectiveness. Can you help, please!!

Sincerely,XXX

Dear XXX,

This is a very common problem women complain about, but it is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 with no idea that Boyfriend 5.0 is merely an ENTERTAINMENT package. However, Husband 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and was designed by its creator to run as few applications as possible. Further, you cannot purge Husband 1.0 and return to Boyfriend 5.0, because Husband 1.0 is not designed to do this. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Boyfriend 5.0 to emulate Husband 1.0, so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system, once installed. Any new program files can only be installed once per year, as Husband 1.0 has severely limited memory. Error messages are common, and a normal part of Husband 1.0.

In desperation to play some of their "old time" favorite applications, or to get new applications to work, some women have tried to install Boyfriend 6.0, or Husband 2.0. However, these women end up with more problems than encountered with Husband 1.0. Look in your manual under "Warnings: Divorce/Child Support." You will notice that this program runs very poorly, and comes bundled with HeartBreak 1.3. I recommend you keep Husband 1.0, and just learn the quirks of this strange and illogical system. Having Husband 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults [GPFs]. This is a wonderful feature of Husband 1.0, secretly installed by the parent company as an integral part of the operating system. Husband 1.0 must assume ALL responsibility for ALL faults and problems, regardless of root cause. To activate this great feature enter the command "C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME". Sometimes Tears 6.2 must be run simultaneously while entering the command. Husband 1.0 should then run the applications Apologize 12.3 and Flowers/Chocolates 7.8.

TECH TIP!
Avoid excessive use of this feature. Overuse can create additional and more serious GPFs, and ultimately YOU may have to give a C:\ I APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal operations. Overuse can also cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, or worse yet, to Beer 6.0. Beer 6.0 is a very bad program that causes Husband 1.0 to create FatBelly files and SnoringLoudly wave files that are very hard to delete. Save yourself some trouble by following this tech tip!

Just remember! The system will run smoothly, and take the blame for all GPFs, but because of this fine feature it can only intermittently run all the applications Boyfriend 5.0 ran. Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood 3.0, Lingerie 5.3 and Patience 10.1. Used in conjunction, these utilities can really help keep Husband 1.0 running smoothly. After several years of use, Husband 1.0 will become familiar and you will find many valuable embedded features such as FixBrokenThings 2.1, Snuggling 4.2 and BestFriend 7.6.

A final word of caution! Do NOT, under any circumstances, install MotherInLaw 1.0. This is not a supported application, and will cause selective shutdown of the operating system. Husband 1.0 will run only Fishing 9.4 and Hunting 5.2 until MotherInLaw 1.0 is uninstalled.

I hope these notes have helped. Thank you for choosing to install Husband 1.0 and we here at Tech Support wish you the best of luck in coming years. We trust you will learn to fully enjoy this product!

Tech Support

Follow-up mail from tech support:

Dear XXX,

Your Husband 1.0 has been infected with the Mistress 2.1 virus. Try Divorce 3.5 to remove present headaches.

Tech support

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From; WILLYS JOKES 3/29/06 Number of the Beast

How do I create a simple .BAT file that includes logging into a cisco device, running a cisco "show command" , then exit from the switch.
The running of the command and being able to run the command on more than one device (approx 25) are the two most importants needs here. Thanks in Advance.

I need help recording phone messages on this type of phone systems can someone help me.

I’d recently went for an accounting internship interview and at the end the interviewer give me his card and said to feel free to contact him, should i have any questions. So instead of the usualy thank you letter through email. I went ahead and called him to thank him for taking his time and reiterated my strong interest in the position. I was wondering would it be professional to give a thank you call or stick with the status quo of emailing a thank you letter?

I have cable internet and phone, I also have my modem connected to a router so I can have my laptop anywhere in the house (if that makes a difference) A couple of days ago I started to get disconnected everytime I phoned someone or they phoned me…How can I stop this from happening?
I’m not using Vonage but something similar I guess, Shaw (a Canadian isp) oh and its not pay as you go. The retarded part of all this is that it just started happening, Ive had no problems for the past 3 months ive used it, which makes me think its some sort of setting on my computer…I just don’t know, guess thats why I’m here

We have a small business and would like to upgrade our phones. This is not new construction, lines are already in. We have a need for 5 phones that can handle 2 separate lines. Sound quality on the speaker phone is very important…do not want any tin-can sound. Can you recommend any?

I need a cable and the software. My computer is Vista though.The siemens web site does not mention which cable I need.

I need a software that can tie in everything in one package from inventory to invoicing to billing etc… Also one that can generate specific reports.

i ordered something from san diego.

i live 8 hours from san diego. i ordered my item like 10 days ago. i figured it would’ve been here by now.

how long more do i have to wait?
when i enter my tracking number it says there’s no info on my item.

can i call them?