Dr. Nortel, the biology teacher, called on Nancy, "Can you tell me the part of the body that, under the right conditions, expands to six times it`s normal size, and state the conditions."

Nancy gasped and said in a huff, "Why, Sir ? That is an inappropriate question and my parents are going to hear of it when I get home!" She sat down, red-faced.

"Susie, can you tell me the answer?" asked Dr. Nortel.

"The pupil of the eye, under dark conditions" said Dr. Nortel.

"Correct. Now Nancy, I have three things to say to you. First, you have not studied your lesson. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, you are going to be disappointed someday!"

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