Okay, okay I know this is going to sound like I’m high and living out of some badly scripted movie, but I’m the paranoid type.
My dad works as a Financial Systems Analyst (fancy for accountant) for the Department of Defense. Anyway, the past few months he’s been going on a lot more business trips than usual, like three times as many. He always gives me his hotel information in case of emergencies or if I need more money in my checking account or something. So one time I needed something, I called the hotel and requested him. They had no record of him staying at the hotel. Not only that, his four day trip turned into some mysterious eight day trip… and his phone wasn’t turned on (straight to voicemail). Super creepy? Well it happened a few more times before I called his work and they assured me he was there and that he was just super busy in meetings or something (Government people…). Well, so he supposedly had a trip to San Fransisco and I called his hotel and guess what? He wasn’t there! His cell phone was on, but he wasn’t answering. I must have spent four or five hours calling every hotel in the area. ALL said he wasn’t there.
He has also been working a lot more. Usually he’s home by 4 (unless he goes out with his friends or girlfriend), but he’s been working till like 6 or 7 and not coming home till like 8. His girlfriend of 4 years broke up with him for working too much!
On top of this, about a month ago this weird 866 number kept calling. A few times I answered and it was a woman (sounded black) in a very hushed voice, distressed voice. She would ask for my father. I would say the generic "He’s not her right now, can I take a message?" She would just hang up. I called back a few times expecting some company, but it was a personal number. It was to some guy named guy, and when it went to voicemail it said that it couldn’t take anymore messages as it was full. I told my dad and he said it was probably a solicitor or bill collector (except my dad isn’t in any kind of debt). They continued to call and I would hear breathing and then the call would end. Sometimes I would answer and it would immediately end. Now the phone isn’t even in service. I haven’t heard from "them" in a week, so I was curious and tried to call them back.
On top of all that I came home yesterday to find our house a complete wreck. It was ransacked. Nothing was stolen though! The intruder had taken stuff out of drawers and closets (my neatly organized closet TRASHED!) and thew it everywhere.
I think that my dad is like a secret spy or something?! This sounds crazy, I know. But its really weird. I think that he’s maybe an assassin or something top secret. I haven’t found a secret room in our house yet (like in the movies), but IDK.
My father also brought in a lot more money than his job pays him last year. I’m really nosy about his finances, which I know are none of my business. But his salary is public record.
For 2009, a person on the General Schedule, Rank 14 (GS13), Step 3 makes a Base of 89,009. Then you have to multiple that by the local increase. For Cleveland that’s 18.16%. This comes to a little over 105,000 (this is before the taxes and stuff).
http://www.opm.gov/oca/09tables/html/gs.asp
http://www.opm.gov/oca/09tables/html/cle.asp
I tried telling my dad about the weird house break in, but he’s on one of his "business trips" and I’ve left numerous voicemails. He’s supposed to be back Monday, but for all I know he could be dead.
I know this sounds extremely odd, but I’m so freaking worried I packed a suitcase and am staying at a friends. I’m scared, like for real.
Could me dad be an assassin?
In the movies don’t they take the kids for hostage or they get axe murdered?? I’m only 16! I just got my first car and I want to go to college. I’m too young to die. I’m really worried about my dad =/
Why would he need to sell drugs? He makes good enough money.
His ex girlfriend is a pretty good looking lady and they had been dating for 4 years?!?
Why would his "new girlfriend" have our house ransacked?
How do you know he’s not adept or not? I don’t know, but part of having a secret life is being able to hide it!
I’m going to get axe murdered =C