JUST THE FACTS! THE COUNTRY of TEXOARKLA

In case things get a little tougher during the next few months, we In LOUISIANA, TEXAS , OKLAHOMA & ARKANSAS have a plan.

Maybe you don’t know it, but LOUISIANA , TEXAS , OKLAHOMA & ARKANSAS have a legal right to secede from the Union . (Reference the Texas/Louisiana-American Annexation Treaty of 1848.)

Us TEXOARKLANS love y’all Americans, but we’ll probably have to take action since Barack Obama won the election and is now the President of the U.S.A. We’ll miss ya’ll though.

Here is what can happen:

1. Barack Hussein Obama, after becoming the President of the United States , begins to try and create a socialist country, then TEXAS , LOUISIANA , ARKANSAS and OKLAHOMA announces that they are going to secede from the Union .

2. George W. Bush becomes the President of the Republic of TEXOARKLA . You might think that he doesn’t talk too pretty, but we haven’t had another terrorist attack and the economy was fine until the effects of Barney Frank and the Democrats lowering the qualifications for home loans came home to roost.

So what does TEXOARKLA have to do to survive as a Republic?

1. NASA is just south of Houston , Texas . We wil l control the space industry.

2. We refine over 90% of the gasoline in the United States .

3. Defense Industry–we have over 65% of it. The term "Don’t mess with TEXAS ," will take on a whole new meaning.

4. Oil – we can supply all the oil that the Republic of TEXOARKLA will need for the next 300 years. What will the other states do? Gee, we don’t know. Why not ask Obama?

5. Natural Gas – again, we have all we need and it’s too bad about those Northern States. John Kerry and AlGore will just have to figure out a way to keep them warm…

6. Computer Industry – we lead the nation in producing computer chips and communications equipment – small companies like Texas Instruments, Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD, Nortel, Alcatel, etc. The list goes on and on.

7. Medical Care – We have the research centers for cancer research, the best burn centers and the top trauma units in the world, as well as other large health centers.

8. We have enough colleges to keep educating and making smarter citizens: University of Texas , Texas A&M, Texas Tech, University of Oklahoma , Oklahoma State University, UL-Lafayette, UL-Monroe, University of Arkansas , LSU, Arkansas State University , Baylor, Rice, TCU, SMU and MANY more.

9. We have an intelligent and energetic work force and it isn’t restricted by a bunch of unions. Here in TEXOARKLA, we are a Right-to-Work State and, therefore, it’s every man and woman for themselves. We just go out and get the job done.. And if we don’t like the way one company operates, we get a job somewhere else.

10. We have essential control of the paper, plastics, and insurance industries, etc.

11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the TEXOARKLA National Guard, the TEXOARKLA Air National Guard, and several military bases. We don’t have an Army, but since everybody down here has at least six guns and a pile of ammo, we can raise an Army in 24 hours if we need one. If the situation really gets bad, we can always call the Department of Public Safety and ask them to send over the Texas Rangers.

12. We are totally self-sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs, and several types of grain, fruit and vegetables and let’s not forget seafood from the Gulf. Also, everybody down here knows how to cook them so that they taste good. We don’t need any food from somewhere else.

13. FIVE of the ten largest cities in the United States and THIRTY TWO of the 100 largest cities in the United States are located in TEXOARKLA. And TEXOARKLA also has more land than California , New York , New Jersey , Connecticut , Delaware , Hawaii , Massachusetts , Maryland , Rhode Island and Vermont combined.

14. Trade: FIVE of the ten largest ports in the United States are located in TEXOARKLA.

15. We also manufacture cars down here, but we don’t need to. You see, nothing rusts in TEXOARKLA so our vehicles stay beautiful and run well for decades.

This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic of TEXOARKLA in good shape. There isn’t a thing out there that we need and don’t have.

Now to the rest of you folks in the United States under President Obama:

Since you won’t have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only President Obama will be able to drive around in his big 9 mpg SUV. The rest of the United States will have to walk or ride bikes.

You won’t have any TV as the Space Center in H
Prince of Mad: A Presidential Proclamation does not supercede a treaty but I like your intelectual approach. Great to have a real thinker answer my question. Thanks
Another bennefit; We can finally build the wall between TEXOARKLA and Mexico and deport “Illegal Aliens” and say the hell with the EPA and build the lock and damn system in New Orleans that will keep the water out.

I have a program that I wrote. It is a companion program to Micrisift Project, and adds the ability to perform Monte Carlo simulation on Project schedules. It also does trend analysis, cost risk analysis, and criticality analysis. It is currently called SCRAM 2009, SCRAM being an acronym for Schedule/Cost Risk Analysis Module. Some people think it is a terrible name, though. Can anyone here help me think of a better name for it?
You can see it at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91ecZyN4yuU

Words and phrases that could be used include (but are not limited to): schedule, risk, project, management, simulator/simulation, expert, analysis/analyze/analyzer, assessment, comprehensive, professional, program, and Williams (my last name).
The only words that cannot be used are: Microsoft, NASA, Winproj, boring, and MS.

Any ideas would be appreciated. And yes, this software is very much a niche product – only a few dozen people in the world need such a program, and thus the video is seriously boring for anyone else! Its competition includes Risk+, @Risk, PERTMASTER, and Crystal Ball.

I RECENTLY ASKED A QUESTION ABOUT WHO THINKS THE WORLD WILL END ON 2012. THIS IS MY BASIS FOR THE QUESTION.
this is an essay i wrote for a speech i had to give in college, i have a real nice power point to go with it.please grade me (F-A)

December 21, 2012 is a day that many people are unaware of or just don’t care about. After watching the history channel and surfing the internet I have recently become aware of the subject myself and have overwhelmed my brain and computer with information pertaining to this subject. There is a lot of information on this subject so I will only mention a few predictions and state some facts. Nostradamus, the Mayans, Edgar Cayce, and NASA predict 2012 will either be a day never to be forgotten or even worse the end of the world.

Nostrodamus is the most famous prophet I would like to talk about. Nostradamus was born in 1503 in St. Remy de Provence and was primarily known as the profit of doom because of his predictions of destruction and death, it has been said he predicted the birth and rise of Hitler, the French revolution, September 11th, and the assassination of John F Kennedy; but the most important prediction in my mind is his prediction of the end of the world. The history channel states that when the 13th zodiac sign, Ophiuchus (between Scorpio and Sagittarius) aligns with the sun and the center of the galaxy “the knowledge of the trees in the garden of Eden will be released” according to one of Nostradamuss’ writings. Nostradamus had his own style; he wrote in quatrains, poems that were very cryptic and often unreadable. He had to do this because the church would exile him or kill him if they read his devilish predictions.

The Mayans were a civilization that resided in Mexico around 2600BC and are known to be very advanced for their time. The Mayans are also known for creating the most meticulous calendar ever; it is so precise it has been said it is 3 seconds off when predicting lunar and or solar eclipses; when used today. The Mayan calendar is actually a collection of calendars known as the Tzolk’in with 260 days divided up into 20 periods and 13 days. The Haab has 365 days and was used to predict solar anomalies; together they make a complex calendar that proves to be accurate. Their calendar system is further more divided with the long count calendar which was used to count days on a linear scale of decimals. This was also used to track time that had passed and is also known as the great cycle. The great cycle lasts for 5,125.36 years from beginning to the end. The Mayans believe the world has been created 5 times and destroyed 4; they also state the cycle we are currently in begun on August 11, 3114BC and ends on December 21, 2012. They too fear an astronomical catastrophe will occur on this day just like Nostradamus.

Edgar Cayce was born in March 18, 1877, and it’s been said he was one of the best psychics of the 20th century. He gave readings to people while in a trance; he would tell people if they had terminal illnesses, the right business moves to make, life choices, etc. and he also made predictions for the beginning and end of world war one and two and he even predicted the exact day of his own death; January 3, 1945, and he was right. Edgar Cayce also predicted that the world will loose its coastal city’s to floods around December, 2012 while the continents are being rearranged. Edgar Cayce was not always right though once he predicted that Atlantis would return in 1968 or 1969 and he was wrong; many of his believers were extremely disappointed when this happened.

NASA, or the National Aeronautics and Space Administration, is a very well paid organization that puts a lot of money into their technology for space exploration and studies of space. NASA states that extreme solar storms around 2012 will occur. These storms will hit the sun causing what is called sun spots and this could change the way all the people on earth live, all cell phones, satellite, and GPS systems may cease to work; this would cause chaos and confusion. There is much more from NASA they also state that the crossing of planet X or “Nubri” through our solar system will switch our planets axis making the North Pole the South Pole. This would be done by the immense amount of gravitational pull planet X has.

December 21, 2012 may prove to be an ordinary day or our worse nightmares may come true one thing is for sure we have been warned by many including Nostradamus and his prediction for 2012 or NASAs’ facts that our poles will be shifted due to solar cataclysms around 2012. Also one of the most advanced cultures, the Mayans with their extremely accurate calendar mark the end in 2012, and Edgar Cayce who made many predictions some correct and some incorrect. Whether or not the predictions mentioned will prove to be true only time will tell.
I am not asking will or wont the world end GRADE ME!
when i do my persuasive speech then you can tell me
please read the question in its entirety
sorry grade and answer question:)